Superfast yellow superhawks
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Yeah those yellow ones sure are fast.... That last one really was hailin' *** when I passed him...... 
Beside we know you just started this thread because you have cam shaft envy...... everyone knows that the yellow ones all have the little ones.....
Beside we know you just started this thread because you have cam shaft envy...... everyone knows that the yellow ones all have the little ones.....
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It's unfathomable but us guys with yellow hawks live with that reality every day. The responsibility with this much power and speed is tough which is why I think some paint their hawks other colors. If I were to ride with the throttle cracked a quarter of the way open I might split the space time balance and end the world as we know it. I passed a car yesterday in 5th gear and opened the throttle .000003%. It stripped the paint off the driver side of the car and ALMOST ripped the door handles off. I've got to be more careful...
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i gave it a little throttle past some hot girls and it tore their tops off, on the second lap i gave it too much and one of them lost a nipple.
i painted my tail black because i couldnt handle the power this thing made. i toned it down by %25 and its still too much for anyone other than chuck norris to handle, and even then, last time chuck rode my bike he pissed himself.
i painted my tail black because i couldnt handle the power this thing made. i toned it down by %25 and its still too much for anyone other than chuck norris to handle, and even then, last time chuck rode my bike he pissed himself.
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Fun fun fun......Yellow Superhawks rule the roost. Glad I posted this. Glad to meet all my other Yellow superfast riders......we certainly turn the others all red, blue, black, and grey with envy.
Cheers, Walt
Cheers, Walt
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From: thorold ontario
red bikes are good, for stunting on, well crashing into curbs mostly as the paint makes the bike less balanced and far less stable. im surprised you guys can make it down your driveways in those things, must be the optional training wheels honda put on all the red hawks
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Anyway, let's see how your doing: you got the yellow shock on the yellow canary hawk which goes perfectly with your yellow teeth and that yellow streak down the middle of your back. All the girls will surely be impressed.
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yeah that yellow shock is the ultimate in color coordination, which you girls obviously feel is very important. I guess too much estrogen, huh maybe it's yellow too, causes this need for matching because it's seems so common among the felines.
Anyway, let's see how your doing: you got the yellow shock on the yellow canary hawk which goes perfectly with your yellow teeth and that yellow streak down the middle of your back. All the girls will surely be impressed.
Anyway, let's see how your doing: you got the yellow shock on the yellow canary hawk which goes perfectly with your yellow teeth and that yellow streak down the middle of your back. All the girls will surely be impressed.
You did forget about that pesky yellow stain in the front......
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im sure youve taken the recreational drugs to pull you away from the reality of having to ride a red bike. you likely wrecked because red bikes have a hard time going straight, turning left, turning right, and stopping, and im sure all the fights were a result of you defending the girls color
notice the old guys on the grey bikes arent chiming in and the guys with blue ***** are staying out of this conversation.
seems like the yellow team is having it out with the red team. seems about right, we both have to defend our egos and the red team has to compensate for a lack of something....
I loves me twins
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^^^YEAH, what he said lol
There fixed it for ya. So did your boyfriend slap you around much? Or maybe he likes you better all pink and swollen, kinda like your superchicken...
There fixed it for ya. So did your boyfriend slap you around much? Or maybe he likes you better all pink and swollen, kinda like your superchicken...
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Alright I did'nt want to be the first to say it but .......
YELLOW IS HIDEOUS !!!!!!!! Just look at this, do some soul searching and admit to yourself you made a mistake and should've bought A RED ONE!!!! The first step is to admit you have a problem.....
YELLOW IS HIDEOUS !!!!!!!! Just look at this, do some soul searching and admit to yourself you made a mistake and should've bought A RED ONE!!!! The first step is to admit you have a problem.....
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What he said. Seriously, though, I cant get excited about the red. I wouldnt own the color. I just feel like it represents some missing portion of life that you are trying to make up for. Maybe that it is you want to be cooler, stronger, faster, less gay. Sorry to let you know, red just wont do it.
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gald you stepped in here. Those yellow bellied sapsuckers are gangin up on me.
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With sexual aberrations like this, it's little wonder why you guys love those urine colored SHs.
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this needs no explanation, seems like the red guys are too scared to track their bikes
and yes im wearing blue gear only because i got it cheap, half price jacket, helmet was 400 off, turns out the yellow gear retains its value
and yes im wearing blue gear only because i got it cheap, half price jacket, helmet was 400 off, turns out the yellow gear retains its value
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I guess it's time for "The Unofficial Yellow Superhawk Forum" all six of us can gather there. We will only field issues that pertain to Yellow Superhawks. Have a Yellow superhawk rally every year. Have "Red Superhawk Jokes" section in the forum, Talk about how to change CCT's on yellow superhawks only and which forks can be swapped on yellow superhawks. Also why the R/R's on yellow superhawks never fail.
www.yellowsuperhawkforum.com
www.yellowsuperhawkforum.com
