I can't speak for everyone, but I for one will never be involved in a motorcycle accident caused by this.....


http://blog.nola.com/times-picayune/...ith_rattl.html

 

+1, I'm not likely to be in those circumstances either

 

Nope... Not likely for me neither...

BTW, that should qualify him for a Darwin Award...

 

Me neither.

What kind of fool ties a snake to his bike with twine?

I'm always careful to secure my snakes with bungee cords.

 

Not in Michigan.

 

My thinking is that he did not have a bungee cord handy, so that's why he removed the snakes FANGS. this shows he was thinking ahead. he knows to use bungee cords. hell, everyone knows you're supposed to use bungee cords. i know it. my dad knows it. my little brother knows it. DOGS know it! however, i think he wrecked because he was thinking to himself, "i say,self, why is my motorbike making such an peculiar rattling sound?" then he looks down and thinks "of course! how silly of me! i forgot to remove the rattle from my snake! yes, the snake that i have tied to my bike with part of my shoelace." this is when things get weird, because as he takes the snake's rattle off (with one hand of course....safety first!), he doesn't notice the turn looming ahead, and overshoots it. i would really just blame this accident on the snake distracting him, because he clearly displayed impeccable judgment up to this point in his commute.

in all honesty, im just waiting to hear Dane Cook telling this as a joke on his next special ("A dude....ties a ******* SNAKE....to his ******* MOTORCYCLE, bro! Dude....bro....who the **** does that?!?!?!?! (then he could jump around and scream into the camera)")

 

and if Mr. Cook does, im suing the ever loving dog **** out of him for stealing my ****. my. ****. MINE.

 

What he did to the snake, karma is doing to him, an eye for an eye.

 

I bet it was still alive, probably his pet. In all honesty the best way to transport a live snake is in a pillow case. Put the pillow case in a back pack and you can ride all day long.

 

yeah, i sometimes ride around with snakes in my backpack just because that **** gets me jacked!



God dammit! Enough is enough!! I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' bike!


sorry, couldnt resist.

 

I refuse to ride with anything more dangerous than a gerbil!!!

 

i dont even like riding around with my wife on the back, let alone a snake. seriously though, you guys are hilarious!!!