Found this on a job site:

 

I'd like to package a few of my neighbors like that

 

If that person would pop for a better class of hooker, they probably wouldn't feel the need to use the derogatory term "trash". I find that offensive.

 

The captain lives in the red light district.

 

Well they bring the red light district to me. Guy down the street has a G-Wagon on Forgiatos & a custom Hummer, and a shady Corvette covered in an inch of dust hidden in the garage. Aaaaaand he rents... Aaaaand he has a driveway full of broken glass and piled trash and dirty diapers. The "homeowner" (looked him up and his mugshot pops right up) has an S-class with a full Lorinzer body kit and giant Vossen wheels... Eminem who lived there before was running a drive through drug and hooker store out of his garage for years 'till SWAT kicked his door in for I believe the second time...

 

"I'm gonna swing by the drug and hooker store on the way home, honey. Do you want anything?"