Adult Fairy Tales



1. Pinocchio



Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. So Pinocchio went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.


Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.


A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"


Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"



2. Little Red Riding Hood



Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when, suddenly, the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"


Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket andpulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you' re not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."