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t-dogg 07-13-2009 07:20 AM

Yeah I guess we can tell which girl he liked the most lol. Too bad she is the married one...

Randman 07-13-2009 09:56 AM

Guess he smacks her around as well, judging by the lash marks across her back! Ouch!

L8RGYZ 07-13-2009 10:48 AM

Damn, if I lived there my bike would be dirty all the time!

swordfish 07-13-2009 02:02 PM

well one of the other girls got her hair cut. doesn't that count?

Firestorm996 07-13-2009 02:50 PM

of course it counts, i love nice trimmed style.....lol

afm528 07-16-2009 12:07 PM

Bravo! Every dealership should offer this level of "service"! Too bad about the ring, but maybe it will work in your favor...

finepooch 07-16-2009 12:59 PM

you really love the blond in the white bikini!

swordfish 07-16-2009 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by afm528 (Post 227230)
Bravo! Every dealership should offer this level of "service"! Too bad about the ring, but maybe it will work in your favor...

it kinda does work in my favor since I would be more discouraged from cheating on my wife.lol and if I didn't mention it before regarding me taking these, she could care less. she gets the house to herself for a few hours and then has a happy if a little hot and bothered husband come home to her. definitely not the jealous type. ( and yes I know most of the time they are just saying that) you guys are just gonna have to trust me. to give you an idea, her biggest gripe about me having gone to a strip club was that she didn't get to go. getting the picture? I love my wife. anyway, there doesn't seem to be any washes this weekend. maybe next week.

skokievtr 07-16-2009 05:05 PM


Originally Posted by swordfish (Post 227250)
it kinda does work in my favor since I would be more discouraged from cheating on my wife.lol and if I didn't mention it before regarding me taking these, she could care less. she gets the house to herself for a few hours and then has a happy if a little hot and bothered husband come home to her. definitely not the jealous type. ( and yes I know most of the time they are just saying that) you guys are just gonna have to trust me. to give you an idea, her biggest gripe about me having gone to a strip club was that she didn't get to go. getting the picture? I love my wife. anyway, there doesn't seem to be any washes this weekend. maybe next week.

what about her letting you ride, like joining a chicago area vtr run?

nuhawk 07-16-2009 05:28 PM

I agree you gotta ride out of that and give it time to air out. Have a great but safe weekend. You can restart the clock on Monday if it's in the cards. Be prepared - some people cannot make the grade. If she's doing crystal and you're doing horsepower - you are like lightning and Evinrude. You have your prop in the water and she has her strength in the clouds. Time to bail. Or go fast!

nuhawk 07-16-2009 05:34 PM

Maybe both!

5150 07-16-2009 06:59 PM


Originally Posted by nuhawk (Post 227267)
I agree you gotta ride out of that and give it time to air out. Have a great but safe weekend. You can restart the clock on Monday if it's in the cards. Be prepared - some people cannot make the grade. If she's doing crystal and you're doing horsepower - you are like lightning and Evinrude. You have your prop in the water and she has her strength in the clouds. Time to bail. Or go fast!

whatever kind of drugs you are on Nuhawk i demand you share some with me. lol

nuhawk 07-16-2009 07:28 PM

It's what's not on the table that counts. I teach, preach, listen to the ethic of responsible use - no matter what you use. As a landscaper in south Texas I see everything from powders to gunhot wounds. Responsible actions are what keep your job tomorrow. It's the same ethic that I bring to the bikes. You want to ride tomorrow and survive the bleary-eyed cager. Make sure you're at least one notch better prepared.

k-d-williams 07-16-2009 07:50 PM


Originally Posted by 5150 (Post 227276)
whatever kind of drugs you are on Nuhawk i demand you share some with me. lol

It's a special kind that he created himself, remember he's in the plant business in south texas! :shock:

swordfish 07-17-2009 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by nuhawk (Post 227267)
I agree you gotta ride out of that and give it time to air out. Have a great but safe weekend. You can restart the clock on Monday if it's in the cards. Be prepared - some people cannot make the grade. If she's doing crystal and you're doing horsepower - you are like lightning and Evinrude. You have your prop in the water and she has her strength in the clouds. Time to bail. Or go fast!

uhhmmm... I'm a little confused. did I miss something?

swordfish 07-17-2009 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by skokievtr (Post 227265)
what about her letting you ride, like joining a chicago area vtr run?

she never "lets" me ride. she can "let" me back in the house, she can "let" me take her car somewhere. but nobody "lets" me ride. I "let" people live if they're lucky, after they try to stop me from riding. anyway, yes if you are putting something like this together, just let me know when and where. my summer schedule is open with the exceptions of August 1-5, and sept 5th. other than that, (as of now) any weekend is good.

motojoe 07-17-2009 03:03 PM


Originally Posted by swordfish (Post 227349)
nobody "lets" me ride. I "let" people live if they're lucky.


If I heard you say that out in public, I would swear your from Chicago. :)

I grew up on the NW side.

5150 07-17-2009 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by k-d-williams (Post 227280)
It's a special kind that he created himself, remember he's in the plant business in south texas! :shock:

lol it seems like maybe he responded to a post that he didnt quote and the author then removed it before i read nuhawks reply. so i was really confused.

i usually read whatever he post because it is good..but this time i was scratching my head. lol. im like who the hell is on meth? where? who is this evinrude? then i thougt ahhh he is baked and typing, i want whatever he is having lol.

sword fish you scare me man. if you are sober that is just crazy talk man. lol. whatever you are on i demand some of what your having too. haha

50

k-d-williams 07-17-2009 04:44 PM


Originally Posted by swordfish (Post 227349)
I "let" people live if they're lucky,

:crackup:

Liquidogged 07-17-2009 06:27 PM

I live in chicago... I must find these bikinibike washers...

skokievtr 07-18-2009 08:18 AM


Originally Posted by Liquidogged (Post 227379)
I live in chicago... I must find these bikinibike washers...

then if your local, also jump in on this thread

https://www.superhawkforum.com/forum...421#post227421

swordfish 07-18-2009 10:53 PM

"sword fish you scare me man. if you are sober that is just crazy talk man. lol. whatever you are on i demand some of what your having too. haha"


yeah I guess I got a little dirty harry there or something. didn't mean to scare people. Liquidogged, depending on where you live we could meet up and ride the next one, but either way, I'll be posting up when I find another one with the time and place. I'm assuming it'll be at DGY again since nobody else seems to have more than one. so probably most of the same girls. maybe next time I'll focus on a different one. wanna vote to tell me which one? admin would have to help me set up a poll if yes.


ok I just checked every dealership in the chicagoland area and the only LISTED bikini bike wash is next weekend. so heres the info: DGY on Ogden Ave. in Downers Grove, IL. hours: 12pm-4pm
Liquidogged, if you need specific directions, just PM me. and to those who can, I'll see you there.

MILKMAN65 07-19-2009 07:20 AM

Swordfish, I used to live NW side, I wonder if Chicago Cycle does any Bikini Bikewashes, I'll have to ask my brother-in-law, he's a salesman there.

swordfish 07-19-2009 11:12 PM


Originally Posted by MILKMAN65 (Post 227513)
Swordfish, I used to live NW side, I wonder if Chicago Cycle does any Bikini Bikewashes, I'll have to ask my brother-in-law, he's a salesman there.

well I checked their website, and unless they don't bother updating it, (which is possible) they don't have a bikewash scheduled for this or next month. but if they do, let me know and I'll be there.

swordfish 07-24-2009 01:56 PM

bump. the next one is tomorrow. I just wanted to refresh the thread in case people who wanted to go might have forgotten. pics by tomorrow night.

Hotbrakes 07-24-2009 02:28 PM

Awesome pics...you should find some knobby tires that fit and some muddy trails to trash your bike on. Give those girls some real work!

swordfish 07-24-2009 02:51 PM


Originally Posted by Hotbrakes (Post 228227)
Awesome pics...you should find some knobby tires that fit and some muddy trails to trash your bike on. Give those girls some real work!

I agree in principle, but one thing I've learned from going to these things is these girls couldn't clean off a chocolate covered free-shopping card. I came away with more smudges on my mirrors than when I got there. but its still nice to watch them go through the motions:)

Hotbrakes 07-24-2009 03:14 PM

I hear ya there. Cleaning vehicles does actually take some attention to detail and pride. We used to get kids on community service punishment at the firehouse all the time and get them to clean the station and wash apparatus. Most of the time it was better to leave them somewhat dirty cause the places they miss stick out like sore thumbs. But if I got to spend an hour watching girls in bikinis get my bike dirtier, I'd be more than happy to ride home and finish the job with a smile on my face. Lookin forward to more pics! The cameltoe shots are incredible!

swordfish 07-25-2009 07:04 PM

DGY bikewash 7/25/09
 
ok guys here comes the next installment in my quest to hit every bikini bikewash this summer. I didn't see any other superhawks there, but you'll have another chance in 2 weeks. there were some new girls this time, but to be honest they didn't show much enthusiasm. but you'll notice that once again, I seem to show a favorite. her name is Cindy. she's wearing the orange bikini, and she was the ring leader. she whipped the other girls into shape, and they got to work. here's the pics:

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0794.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0797.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0804.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0806.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0808.JPG

My friend Paulie Red Coat. he brought his FZ6.
http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0812.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0813.JPG

token non-gratuitous booty shot.
http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0814.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0816.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0818.JPG

My friend Bo. he brought his SV1000.
http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0820.JPG

there's my girl.
http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0821.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0822.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0824.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0825.JPG

that's it Paulie, watch'em! make sure they do a good job.
http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0827.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0828.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0830.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0831.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0832.JPG

damn...just, damn.
http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0833.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0834.JPG

your humble photographer
http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0837.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0839.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0840.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0841.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0843.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0844.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0846.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0847.JPG



dammit! ok, here come the rest.

swordfish 07-25-2009 07:10 PM

DGY Bikewash 7/25/09 part 2
 
http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0849.JPG

ba baayyoowww!!
http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0850.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0851.JPG

token gratuitous booty shot. tell me this wouldn't make a badass suzuki promo pic.
http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0852.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0856.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0860.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0863.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0869.JPG

http://iam.colum.edu/students/dkropp...s/IMG_0857.JPG
bye bye boys:)

hope you guys liked them.


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