Fat Chicks with power!
06-09-2009, 05:56 PM
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Fat Chicks with power!
I do not understand fat chicks with power. They are always so angry and pushy.
I drive over to the dmv to get my m1 learners permit. tons of rush hour traffic but i make it in time.
i go inside the line is a mile long at the "start here" window. sticker on the door says no written test given after 4:30 pm.. i check my watch..ha only 4:23
I stand in line to get my little sticker that gets me a real window appointment. The now gloomy looking over weight man basher says "next"
i stride up with a big smile and say "hi hows your day, i would like to take my m1 test."
She scowls that glossy eyed i dont give a **** look that all fugly chicks with no love in there life give to any one that is having a awesome day. and she says with out skipping a beat"NO"
i gulp and go "i'm sorry, why not?" To which the power tripping ho-ho chocolate eating, last piece of cake taking, eat crackers and cookies in the bed **** face **** says "its 4:31"
i chuckle because i think she is kidding me.. i say "i will be fast i promise."
"NO, come back tommorow" "but mam i took time off work to come here, i was here before 4:30.. i can take the test in under 5 minutes i promise"
she takes pity on me hands me a form to fill out "fill this out and bring it back tommorow, it will save you some time sir!"
so at least i got a form to fill out so next time i come in i can save you know 2 minutes of the 30 minute trip i have to make again because of a 1 minute infraction and a fat girl with the tiniest amount of power in the world who wants to lord it over a mans head. thanks alot DMV.
And yes this is super hwk related and not a rant as i now cant ride my hawk still for another damn day.
tommorow after i go in to get the number ima hand her fat *** a chocolate bar and see if i get treated any better. kind of like the south park episode where the secret service give sally struthers the chocolate bar for information leading to starvin marvin.. lol
I drive over to the dmv to get my m1 learners permit. tons of rush hour traffic but i make it in time.
i go inside the line is a mile long at the "start here" window. sticker on the door says no written test given after 4:30 pm.. i check my watch..ha only 4:23
I stand in line to get my little sticker that gets me a real window appointment. The now gloomy looking over weight man basher says "next"
i stride up with a big smile and say "hi hows your day, i would like to take my m1 test."
She scowls that glossy eyed i dont give a **** look that all fugly chicks with no love in there life give to any one that is having a awesome day. and she says with out skipping a beat"NO"
i gulp and go "i'm sorry, why not?" To which the power tripping ho-ho chocolate eating, last piece of cake taking, eat crackers and cookies in the bed **** face **** says "its 4:31"
i chuckle because i think she is kidding me.. i say "i will be fast i promise."
"NO, come back tommorow" "but mam i took time off work to come here, i was here before 4:30.. i can take the test in under 5 minutes i promise"
she takes pity on me hands me a form to fill out "fill this out and bring it back tommorow, it will save you some time sir!"
so at least i got a form to fill out so next time i come in i can save you know 2 minutes of the 30 minute trip i have to make again because of a 1 minute infraction and a fat girl with the tiniest amount of power in the world who wants to lord it over a mans head. thanks alot DMV.
And yes this is super hwk related and not a rant as i now cant ride my hawk still for another damn day.
tommorow after i go in to get the number ima hand her fat *** a chocolate bar and see if i get treated any better. kind of like the south park episode where the secret service give sally struthers the chocolate bar for information leading to starvin marvin.. lol
06-09-2009, 06:07 PM
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Aww come on, fat chicks need love too....
http://www.sport-touring.net/forums/...c,13406.0.html
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06-09-2009, 06:13 PM
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Aww come on, fat chicks need love too....
http://www.sport-touring.net/forums/...c,13406.0.html
http://www.sport-touring.net/forums/...c,13406.0.html
lol
06-09-2009, 06:19 PM
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i am pretty sure she all alone exceds the weight limit of 390 pounds on the super hawk all alone...
i hope she gets pulled over tonight going 1 mile and hour over and the officer cuts her no slack.
"sorry mam you are a state employee you should know better" lol
i hope she gets pulled over tonight going 1 mile and hour over and the officer cuts her no slack.
"sorry mam you are a state employee you should know better" lol
06-09-2009, 06:28 PM
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She needs a Honda Goldwing trike to haul that fat ***........
06-09-2009, 06:32 PM
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06-09-2009, 06:49 PM
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first off I know something is wrong with me when I gravitate straight to this thread...
secondly... go ride that bike. reminds me of the time I got a ticket for being in the HOV lane 4 minutes into "HOV time". The judged laughed at the ticket and threw it out.
secondly... go ride that bike. reminds me of the time I got a ticket for being in the HOV lane 4 minutes into "HOV time". The judged laughed at the ticket and threw it out.
06-09-2009, 08:50 PM
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06-10-2009, 08:15 AM
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I remember going to my bank years ago, rushing to get there before closing time. Just as I'm walking up to the door, this bitch bank employee is walking up to the other side and locks the door in my face.
Closed my account the next day.
Closed my account the next day.
06-10-2009, 10:18 AM
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Aww come on, fat chicks need love too....
http://www.sport-touring.net/forums/...c,13406.0.html
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06-10-2009, 10:42 AM
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Lol, I love your interpretation. Next time bring her a Kit Kat bar and show up a minute late and flirt a little to make her fee special. Or maybe those edible roses.
You should have told her her massive waistline is creating a gravitational field which accelerates time, but that it's actually 4:29 where you stand.
You should have told her her massive waistline is creating a gravitational field which accelerates time, but that it's actually 4:29 where you stand.
06-10-2009, 11:34 AM
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when lack of regard is the case then yes i tend to ask myself "if i was in this position what is the harm in proceding with the action the patron was asking for?" in the recent past and most of my life you could find a person had compassion for another person wether they be fat, skinny or anything else. they just had compassion. recently, and mostly i have now started to notice with fat girls, everyone seems a little less tolerant and is dying to use their power to the max.
Sorry if i offended you by my in general personal experience as of late. Next time i will try not to notice a obvious trend among a demographic.
maybe my next post will be about noticing who is **** about spelling and who wants to be capt save a fat ho. lol
P.S im fat but i dont abuse my power. i dont even require a chocolate bar to be human.
06-10-2009, 11:35 AM
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Lol, I love your interpretation. Next time bring her a Kit Kat bar and show up a minute late and flirt a little to make her fee special. Or maybe those edible roses.
You should have told her her massive waistline is creating a gravitational field which accelerates time, but that it's actually 4:29 where you stand.
You should have told her her massive waistline is creating a gravitational field which accelerates time, but that it's actually 4:29 where you stand.
06-10-2009, 11:38 AM
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like that one minute was going to stop them from going home from the hard days work they put in laying concrete or busting *** teaching kids at high school. oh i forgot all they do is sit around and collect 16.50 an hour to start to treat people like **** all day and suck down candy bars and soda. Civic jobs have really forgotten they are there to serve.
06-10-2009, 12:01 PM
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No i do not group people by weight. I have just seen a commonality lately with over weight people in positions of entry level power and the abuse of such.. or if not the abuse in some case's, then i will say in these other cases it is a push or rationalism or lack of regard for your fellow human being.
when lack of regard is the case then yes i tend to ask myself "if i was in this position what is the harm in proceding with the action the patron was asking for?" in the recent past and most of my life you could find a person had compassion for another person wether they be fat, skinny or anything else. they just had compassion. recently, and mostly i have now started to notice with fat girls, everyone seems a little less tolerant and is dying to use their power to the max.
Sorry if i offended you by my in general personal experience as of late. Next time i will try not to notice a obvious trend among a demographic.
maybe my next post will be about noticing who is **** about spelling and who wants to be capt save a fat ho. lol
P.S im fat but i dont abuse my power. i dont even require a chocolate bar to be human.
when lack of regard is the case then yes i tend to ask myself "if i was in this position what is the harm in proceding with the action the patron was asking for?" in the recent past and most of my life you could find a person had compassion for another person wether they be fat, skinny or anything else. they just had compassion. recently, and mostly i have now started to notice with fat girls, everyone seems a little less tolerant and is dying to use their power to the max.
Sorry if i offended you by my in general personal experience as of late. Next time i will try not to notice a obvious trend among a demographic.
maybe my next post will be about noticing who is **** about spelling and who wants to be capt save a fat ho. lol
P.S im fat but i dont abuse my power. i dont even require a chocolate bar to be human.
06-10-2009, 04:40 PM
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I think they should have to pay higher dmv registration fees too, for the increased weight and damage to the roads.
