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New Living Will
New Living Will
I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma. Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their run for the presidency in 2008, it is my wish that they play politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace. I could not care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business too. If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living hell! _______________________________________ Signature __________________________________ Witness -- On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog. Send list submissions to list@superhawkforum.com Reach the admin of the list at list-owner@superhawkforum.com Archives can be accessed via news.superhawkforum.com NNTP server. |
Re: New Living Will
Amen! Brother!
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New Living Will
Just one addition...
But if all I need is to be fed, and the guy who poisoned me is asking for the feeding to stop, tell him to piss up a rope. Especially if he is now shacked up and breeding the sheriff's daughter of the county where the dipdunk judge is trying to kill me. Remember, the EMT's called it a homicide for a reason...because it wasn't self-induced. It's possible that on 4/5/05 7:33 PM, Steve Plegge at jsplegge@charter.net hurled this into the void... > New Living Will > > > > I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind > and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. > > Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood > politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives > depended on it. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit > up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get > better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my > spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the > tubes and call it a day. > > Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a > special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that > these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead > to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who > aren't in a permanent coma. > > Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I > don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for > their run for the presidency in 2008, it is my wish that they play > politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace. > > I could not care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to > legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these > people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on > my behalf. They should mind their own business too. > > If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a > political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make > his or her existence a living hell! > > > _______________________________________ > Signature > > __________________________________ > Witness > -- It is an ironclad law of economics that if you want more of something, subsidize it; if you want less of something, tax it. But liberals were shocked and bewildered to discover that when they subsidized illegitimacy, they got more of it. Ann Coulter <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> <><><><><><><><><><><><> Daryl Tschoepe CMRA/WERA #290 tickets '98 SuperHawk trouble '02 XR100 track '99 SV650 toodling '04 XL1200R <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> <><><><><><><><><><><><> Send list submissions to list@superhawkforum.com Reach the admin of the list at list-owner@superhawkforum.com Archives can be accessed via news.superhawkforum.com NNTP server. |
New Living Will
What flavor *is* that Kool-Aid, Big D?
Woof Daryl Tschoepe wrote: > Just one addition... > > But if all I need is to be fed, and the guy who poisoned me is asking for > the feeding to stop, tell him to piss up a rope. Especially if he is now > shacked up and breeding the sheriff's daughter of the county where the > dipdunk judge is trying to kill me. Remember, the EMT's called it a > homicide for a reason...because it wasn't self-induced. -- On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog. Send list submissions to list@superhawkforum.com Reach the admin of the list at list-owner@superhawkforum.com Archives can be accessed via news.superhawkforum.com NNTP server. |
New Living Will
Hello from across the pond...........right back into lurk mode.
Daz ----- Original Message ----- From: "Steve Plegge" <jsplegge@charter.net> To: <list@superhawkforum.com> Sent: Wednesday, April 06, 2005 5:46 AM Subject: Re: [SuperHawk] New Living Will > Moi? > > Woof > > David Littau wrote: >> Stirring up trouble, are you? >> >> This ought to bring 'em out of the woodwork. >> >> david in mn > -- > On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog. > > Send list submissions to list@superhawkforum.com > Reach the admin of the list at list-owner@superhawkforum.com > Archives can be accessed via news.superhawkforum.com NNTP server. > > Send list submissions to list@superhawkforum.com Reach the admin of the list at list-owner@superhawkforum.com Archives can be accessed via news.superhawkforum.com NNTP server. |
New Living Will
I don't know mate....when I'm dead they can do what they want to me, I quite
like the idea of my body becoming a breakers yard for spare parts to go to others. God I spend enough time in these places getting parts for my bike which is almost transformed as a true street fighter superhawk. Sorry, I think I'm turning the thread back to bikes....I'll get my coat. Daz ----- Original Message ----- From: "Steve Plegge" <jsplegge@charter.net> To: <list@superhawkforum.com> Sent: Wednesday, April 06, 2005 8:47 AM Subject: Re: [SuperHawk] New Living Will > Who let him in here??? ;-) > > What are folks thinking about this Over There? > > Woof > > Daz Sear wrote: >> Hello from across the pond...........right back into lurk mode. >> >> Daz > -- > On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog. > > Send list submissions to list@superhawkforum.com > Reach the admin of the list at list-owner@superhawkforum.com > Archives can be accessed via news.superhawkforum.com NNTP server. > > Send list submissions to list@superhawkforum.com Reach the admin of the list at list-owner@superhawkforum.com Archives can be accessed via news.superhawkforum.com NNTP server. |
New Living Will
It's possible that on 4/5/05 10:58 PM, Steve Plegge at jsplegge@charter.net
hurled this into the void... > What flavor *is* that Kool-Aid, Big D? Truth flavored, the kind that scares people the most. Do a little digging, the story on the front pages had as much resemblance to reality as an eBay add claiming a VTR is the world's fastest four cylinder superbike. D Send list submissions to list@superhawkforum.com Reach the admin of the list at list-owner@superhawkforum.com Archives can be accessed via news.superhawkforum.com NNTP server. |
New Living Will
It's possible that on 4/6/05 12:46 PM, Steve Plegge at jsplegge@charter.net
hurled this into the void... > That's right - you just can't trust those Republican Southern Baptist > activist judges... Never ever ever... Send list submissions to list@superhawkforum.com Reach the admin of the list at list-owner@superhawkforum.com Archives can be accessed via news.superhawkforum.com NNTP server. |
New Living Will
Nor some doctors....some will keep you on life support until the insurance runs out or HIPA gives in, whichever comes first.
Daryl Tschoepe wrote: It's possible that on 4/6/05 12:46 PM, Steve Plegge at jsplegge@charter.net (jsplegge@charter.net) hurled this into the void... [/code] That's right - you just can't trust those Republican Southern Baptist activist judges... [/code] Reach the admin of the list at list-owner@superhawkforum.com Archives can be accessed via news.superhawkforum.com NNTP server. |
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