F'ing ExGirlfriend
 

Yoiu wont believe WTF happened. My ex girlfriend ran into me on a date the other night. She freaked out and started txting and calling. She threatened and said something like hope your bike is ok you piece of shit! I call the cops to go by the house. APD calls back and says yeah the bike is over on its side. :( Damage to TBR pipe, right fairings, grips, throttle sleeve, leaver, crank ahhh! And to top it off, since i did not see her do it, they will have to wait and let the detective decide whether there is enough proof to charge her! WTF

Dude if they do find her responsible, get a life time restraining order on her.

save the texts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell yea..... That's a shame,never understood people like that.

Does insurance cover psychotic ex-girlfriend damage? Yeah save those texts, and have them check the bike for prints if it helps. Check the neighbors and see if anyone saw something. Last but not least, google youtube. Most idiots record their stupidity for the world to see.

I assumed you broke up with her?.... Young Padawan, mistake you made. Illusion she break of with you is Jedi master do. Prevent psychosis this will

I absolutely hate when people disrespect property. Punch me in the face, cuss me out, but dont touch my car or bike.... I would FLIP OUT and some one would catch an asswhoopin...

She broke up with me after nearly two years together so she could try to work it out with her ex husband. That lasted about a week and then she was calling begging me for another chance. I say to hell with that cause i am not gonna be a second choice. She has tried to get me back for three months and i say no. She finally got the picture when she saw me out the other night.

If the cops dont do anything to her, you should call her, tell her that youre sorry and realize you were wrong....have some sex with her... then take a shit in her jewelry box and leave before she wakes up.

also, 2 words: donkey punch

Glorious....

+1

Then when she wakes up rub her face in it and and say "look what you did!!! Bad!". Then she'll go crazy and will have to be hospitalized. I've been down this road my friend. This is the only option you have I'm afraid.

slap that bitch!

Yeah probably not a bad idea...sorry about that dude that sucks

LOL I like this guy...

LOVE IT... BAD GIRL, BAD...... The mental visual of that acually happning is awsome....

How bad is the lever and the pipe? I've become pretty good at polishing light rash out if you don't know how. I'm not equipped to take dents out but scratches or light rash are pretty easy. Pm me I could either tell you how or even do it for you if you wanted to mail it to me...

So......was it she or you out on the date? And if it was you with a date, was the date hotter than your ex was when you got spotted?

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if the new gf is a looker.

I've got not advice for you, except perhaps to live well, that being the best revenge.

one of the best peices of wording i HAVE EVER CAME ACROSS

"dont get mad, get even"

burn her house to the ground

She is a lot better looking especially the fake tits :D She is pissed!

Why not send her some anonymous Gorilla shit (looks like human shit) from these guys...

http://www.shitsenders.com/

Cleveland Steamer, also.

Cleveland Shower
Cleveland mouthwash
Cleveland Hot Pocket



I could go on... but I think you get the point..

That is great! I can think of a few people I could send this to :evillaugh:
* no one on here though *

Sorry about the crappy situation man. I think Condor is spot on!

Condor, that was so funny I put it in my sig for posterity!!!! Hahahaa.

Damn Man....not that it helps but it is better to have an X GF than an X wife (I know I have - two). I give you credit for making the right choice in not taking her back, to quote my Father "she had her chance and she blew it". JIM

Nail that fucking bitch to the damn wall...i hate shit like that and i seriously would freak the fuck out on her car , house or whatever you can get your hands on.. Some shit is worth getting busted over and THAT is one as far as im concerned..stupid bitch.. im totally pissed right now Supermike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont do anything dumb and dont take my advice.... BUT YOU NEED REVENGE WHETHER ITS LEGAL OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAN IM PISSED RIGHT NOW.. WHO THE F DO WOMEN THINK THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOST CHICKS ARENT WORTH THE SLUDGE THAT COMES OUT OF THE HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF OUR MACHINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

daaamn shes dumb! well for one for leaving you after 2 years of being together to try and work it out with the ex-husband and two for TELLING what she is going to do....hes an ex-husband for a reason, and now you're an ex-b/f for a reason! lol

If she has a pool, Shit in it and if her cars windows are open throw some shit in there as well. Eat alot of tacos and corn first too. Roadkill in the pool and car would work good too.

Three-holer!

Ha ha! Is somebody a little bitter?