Preaching to the converted
 

You could just skip to the last couple of lines ;-)

On the first day, God said, "Let there be light"
On the second day, God said, "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters"
On the third day. God said, "Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear"
On the fourth day God said, "Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth"
On the fifth day, God said, "Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven"
The sixth day saw the creation of animals and mankind. God said, "Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind"
On the last day of creation week. God rested - but got bored by lunchtime so created the VTR1000!!!!

good one. i enjoyed that.

Re: Preaching to the converted
 

...and then on the eigth day He said, " Let there be slip-ons ! "