Women....they just don`t get it
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Me neither. IT's just a red X. Looks like the picture isn't loading. At least not for me.
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OK, then, thanks.
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LOL! That is funny!
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Originally Posted by GTS
(Post 335784)
LOL! That is funny!
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and they never will!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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LOL Here is another one
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humour! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all Dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her. |
My wife laughed
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+10 to Erno..LMAO
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pretty funny...haha
but i will add - never mess with faith you know what happened to me just this morning??? bike won`t star....don`t know why:mad: seriously, my hawk died i started it hardly, the it was running ok for some time the fan turned on, then off...i shut the bike off and when i tried to start it again it just died - no lights, no sight of life:confused: took me several hours to find the problem the battery was dead - so dead that when i turn the key the fuel pump(added) was sucking all the electricity and the voltage dorps to 5-6v with out it the dashboard lights shine, but when i touch the star button they go off. Fcuk...i need a new battery |
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