Traces of egg nog found on the moon.....
 

It's a little obvious I've been on a "nog" kick. Leaded and unleaded.
I just wanted to share what I've found Egg nog to be useful for.

Egg nog is excellent for, and can be used for:

-Fuel stabilizer
-De-icer
-Aluminum polish
-Personal lubricant
-Fork oil (15wt is obtained diluting with 2 parts milk)
-Radiator stop leak
-Flux paste
-Blinker fluid
-As a Slime in ATV tires
-Lapping compound
-That small tray in the diswasher that says "pre clean"
-Antiseptic for small flesh wounds and field dressings
-Plastic conditioner
-Axle grease
-Chain lube
-Hair conditioner
-Attracts fish, try dipping your bait in it
-Put your feet in a bucket of nog, stare at a cat, and it will open a wormhole directly to hell.:twisted:
-Injector cleaner
-Glass cleaner
-Dip your bullets in nog and shoot thru kevlar vests
-Sterilizing surgical equipment (Leaded nog only=Alcohol)
-Dip your cell phone in it and get better reception
-Fill your tires with it for track days
-Try nog as a substitute for tattoo ink
-FDA approved breast implants filled with nog are just on the horizon.
-Break in oil
-Good flea dip for animals, and children
-Printer toner

And lets not forget, Drinking..... anytime not just Chritsmas.

These are just a few of the uses I could think of just off the top of my head.
I keep a freezer full of Egg nog in the garage for all my egg nog needs.
Like liquid gold.
I had some blessed by Father O'Malley, not sure what I'm going to use it for..

Drink up and Merry Christmas!!:cheers:

I'm not really sure if they found traces of egg nog on the moon, I just made that one up. But I wouldn't be suprised.:D

N. O. G.(nectar of the gods)

Latest I heard absolutely no traces found. But think about it. Would a random search find any traces at your place. Sure, you have a freezer full now, but what if none were available for ten or twelve hours? Plus, who's gonna report they found any? It's called confiscation, and sometimes you leave a little token, but you find NOTHING if you don't want to bring the heat down!
Drink and be merry, it's too fuckin' cold to ride anyway!
Although the guy I pass on my way home from work in the morning with the red Guzzi didn't even have his shield down. Glasses only...20 degrees and damned windy. Hardcore MF. He was in the downpour two days ago also.

lotta drinking talk lately. mike996 is influencing us! hahahaha keep up the good work mike!!!
:cheers:

ah mike, twist my arm why don't cha... i'm going to get a baileys. why not, the young lad is sick and i don't have to take him to hockey at 6am... guess that means i'll put a splash of cc in there too!

oh yeah, that is good

what are you drinking tonight mike? what about you cracker?

The Father O'Malley blessed egg nog should be used (in lieu of holy water) for the Christening of your next child.

While your list of egg nog usage is laudable and quite extensive, I'm surprised you failed to mention nude female egg nog wrestling!

Yup, it's not just for breakfast anymore!

I once recieved an egg nog iv drip at the hospital, it saved my life.

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VTS... This was a well thought out thread. You get extra bonus points fo shizzle!

I only have 2 problems with this thread... I never got the memo about it being too cold to ride....


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And you made me REALLY want some damn egg nog...

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so I'm joining in the festivities!

What... I show up and everyone leaves??? FINE! More for me!

I'd say 80-90% of my egg nog is without alcohol. (sorry...)

I just love the stuff.

Mike are those pics from tonight? Awesome.

Yep, I read this thread and just had to go grab some nog. It wasn't bad out tonight. About 43 degrees. This nog is only 30 proof, so I'm gonna have to down most of this bottle to catch a buzz. It's not bad tasting at all though!

The list continues, Nog uses.....

-french fry dipping sauce
-mouthwash
-insect repellant
-hand sanitizer
-hydraulic fluid
-draino

Actually had an elderly neighbor that used WD40 on almost everything. She used to spray it on her knees and elbows for her arthritis, said it helped.

I'll stick to Egg nog, thanks.

I merely failed to mention the wrestling because I think the sport should remain underground and should not go mainstream. Less censorship, rules, and advertising. Now it is about the atheletes and the sport. Let's try to keep it that way. Not to mention I can afford ring side seats. :D

Was this neighbor of yours Greek by any chance? I dated a greek chick for a while and her dad would rub olive oil or windex on him depending on his ailment

Feels good bro.

What, did you think I was kidding?

No, but it sounds like you think I am.

I know you are serious, I've been watching project sumo-hawk, you're not afraid to try anything. That was a great response though, did'nt see that coming, had to laugh. Thanks.

Somehow I doubt that egg nog is not the most odd or exotic personal lubricant you have tried.....

Nick is special. How many people would buy a Superhawk in southern California and drive it 1700 miles to Texas? It had the little can below the belly and when I asked what that was he replied, "Oh that was the California particulate filter - it's part of the pair system." I said, "Well I'm sure you'll be tearing that shit out soon." His response, "No, I'm going to tell all the squids it's part of a NOS system. They'll all love me for it."

This is a Kawasaki green Superhawk with Suzuki decals across the tank. It's just Nick and I am proud to have him as my friend but I do walk away laughing sometimes and he knows it.

Undaunted, he moves ahead. "Hand me a 10mm." All this preceeded the Sumo project.

January 4 the Air Force will become his new home and I am glad we have such talent filling the shoes.

I know Nick is special. Like I said I've been watching. I enjoy our responses to one another. He has a quick wit, is imaginative, and resourceful. I can tell.
Kudos and cheers to Nick.

Nuhawk you mentioned nothing about egg nog, this is indeed a thread about the magic of egg nog. Try another post and try not to get off track.

I mention not Nog because my flavor of the region was beer. So cold was my taste that I would occasionally have to stir it with a stern shake.

Nog was an indoor drink. Commonly for breakfast before we headed out to the lakes in the Jeeps. I had a 74 CJ5 that was built to about 375hp, 4' lift, plus one leaf, full roll cage and no top. Windshield folded down.

We wore full face protection, b52 flight uni's and about 20 gal spare gas. One night after tearing up the ice fishing villages we have to piss. I get out on my side and walk back behind the vehicle. I piss only to hear Jack yelling "holy fuck. I'm sinking." I finish pissing an go up to see what the ruckus is and he standing about anke deep in water - luckily he doesn't panic. I'm not sinking, the Jeep is just sitting there but Jack has a problem. I walk back behind the Jeep and kick a shallow hole in the snow - not snow - water. Honeycomb to be exact.

I got back to the truck and tell Jack to jungle-jim his way back into the truck because we are leaving - NOW! We idled out of there but if we had been in anything heavier than a CJ with floatation tires we would have gone through.

I walked through a honeycomb field when I was about 20 yo with my St. B. He was young (125lbs) and never knew how close we both were to drowning in the middle of the winter. I just kept taking the biggest steps I could - he thought it was fun - bounding through the surface snow not realizing how close I was to ass-deep.

After an outing like this nog is the order of the hour - perhaps the day.

A carton of egg nog under each arm could have served as a flotation device.

Like I said before 80-90% of my egg nog intake is without alcohol. I don't want anyone to get the idea that I am a raging alcoholic. I used to make egg nog as a child in the middle of summer. Milk,eggs, sugar, vanilla, ice, and mixed it in the vitamix. sprinkle on nutmeg. Beer is always in the fridge, Month to month it varies. Some months a sorry 0, other months just a couple of six packs. Not a really big drinker.

Never heard of these honeycombs, weird. Describe in more detail please...
Damp snow sitting on top of mush ice over large water (pond, lake)???????

I used to make my own nog too! My doc kinda busted that regimen with the raw egg scare. My fav blast before I went to the gym. Greg was a pita.

Honeycomb ice isn't ice at all, VTS. It started out as a good hard coat of ice - several inches thick. In winters of heavy snowfall, the snow (2' min - 4' sure thing) insulates the ice below and it begins to melt. As the ice disappears the snowpack above becomes this slush (yeah, like the drink) mixture. The crust is hard frozen and burnished by the winter winds. Even with a 2400lb. CJ sitting on this shit with 10" TA Radials the truck would only print about 1" to 1 & 1/2" deep. A pack shoe with a regular heel would punch through it at 2" to 3" you had clear water. If the truck sat in one spot to long the whole area would start to sink. This is not romantic stuff in the tundra - it's a killer.

"Nog Specialist" :crackup:


On a disgusting note.. has anyone else noticed the tags for this thread?

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There is no doubt, we are out there. We exist. Nogaholics.
My twelve step are those towards the fridge thank you. See no reason to quit now. Not hurting anyone except my innards.
Thank you mike for opening my affliction to the public. It's another one of those unseen addictions that can be found around any corner in America.
Yes Mike I believe you are a Nogaholic as well. Stick your chest out and be proud. This is your time. Soon the holidays will be gone, along with the Nog off the store shelves. No fear, I have a receipe. Let me know if needed. I'm here for you brother.:cheers:

I really appreciate it! We should have our own t-shirts and a secret hand-shake!

Better a Nogaholic than a Naugaholic... an addiction to fake leather would be pretty sad.

I have had a constant supply of fresh nog in the fridge since October. I can't help but live on that stuff.

GF likes it when I pour it on certain "places" and lick it off. Now that is a multi-purpose beverage.:cool:

AJ