Toasts
 

Post em' up if you got one.

Here goes:

Here's to the woman, creature divine.
Blooms every month, bares every nine.
The only creature this side of heaven or hell,
that can get goodies from a nut, without breaking a shell.

Cheers!

never trust anything that bleeds for 3 to 5 days and doesn't die.

the only reason women are so popular is because they have a monopoly on the pussy.

I've always heard it this way.

The problem with women is they have half the money and all the pussy!

Expanding on that...

They have all the pussy, half the money and they are gunning for the other half?