Post em' up if you got one.

Here goes:

Here's to the woman, creature divine.
Blooms every month, bares every nine.
The only creature this side of heaven or hell,
that can get goodies from a nut, without breaking a shell.

Cheers!

 

never trust anything that bleeds for 3 to 5 days and doesn't die.

 

the only reason women are so popular is because they have a monopoly on the *****.

 

I've always heard it this way.

The problem with women is they have half the money and all the *****!

 

Expanding on that...

They have all the *****, half the money and they are gunning for the other half?