My goals? My goals are to find a cure for irony
and make a fool out of god.

You cant make a racehorse out of a mule.
Even a blind hog finds an acorn every once in a while.


I dont know who originally said them,just heard them all my life:lol:

If you love something set it free, if it don't come back, hunt it down and KILL it...

I think that is how it goes...

That's just wrong!!!:shock: :lol: :p

"To be old and wise, You first must be young and stupid."
-No Fear

Great motorcycle quotes and wisdom...

Forwarded to me by a friend:

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.

“There are only three sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting, and motor racing. All the rest are merely games.”
– Ernest Hemingway

. . .

There are many more. Read the rest.


Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.

“200mph, no hands. Damn that’d be cool right before the part where you die.”
– A. Duthie

“There are only three sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting, and motor racing. All the rest are merely games.”
– Ernest Hemingway

“Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls.”
– Stirling Moss

“Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.”

Seen on a motorcycle’s rearviews:
“Warning: objects seen in mirror are disappearing rapidly”

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

“There’s the V-4 thing: there’s just something about it that inline 4s don’t have, and V-twins have too much of.”
– Murray Duncan

“Life may begin at 30, but it doesn’t get real interesting until about 150.”

If you’re going to lead, then lead. If you’re going to follow, get the hell out of my way!

“Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...”
– Hunter Thompson

“Keep thy eye on the tach, thine ears on the engine, least thy whirlybits seek communion with the sun”
– John 4:50

“You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience... The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.”

“Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, shouting GERONIMO!”

“Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don’t have the balls to live in the real world.”
– Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryden

“I believe in treating everyone with respect, but, first you have to get their attention.”

“Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence”.

Everyone knows Honda’s attitude in the GP Paddock! “ Who will be behind us this weekend? “

“A zest for living must include a willingness to die.”
– R.A. Heinlein

If you think you don’t need a helmet, you probably don’t.

“Racing is living, everything else is just waiting”

“If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.”
– Larry McMurty

“Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for worship... Catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to the track.”
– Justin Skalka

I want to leave this world the same way I came into it: Screaming and covered in blood.

Kansas: home of the highway with 318 miles and 11 curves.

What does a Harley and hound dog have in common ? They both spend most of their time in the back of a pickup truck. What differentiates the two ? The hound dog can get in and out of the pickup under his own power.

“98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home.”

Midnight bugs taste best.

Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.

Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.

Routine maintenance should never be neglected.

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.

Don’t ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.

Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight.

If you want to get a job, you may have to compromise your principals (you may even have to shave).

Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you’ll ride alone.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never mistake horsepower for staying power.

A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

If you don’t ride in the rain, you don’t ride.

A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.

Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Work to ride & ride to work.

Whatever it is, it’s better in the wind.

Two-lane blacktop isn’t a highway – it’s an attitude.

When you look down the road, it seems to never end – but you better believe it does.

A rider can smell a party 5,000 miles away.

Winter is Nature’s way of telling you to polish.

A motorcycle can’t sing on the streets of a city.

Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.

People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.

If the bike isn’t braking properly, you don’t start by rebuilding the engine.

Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetor.

Sometimes the best communication happens when you’re on separate bikes.

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.

Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

Learn to do counter-intuitive things that may someday save your butt.

The twisties – not the superslabs –separate the riders from the squids.

When you’re riding lead, don’t spit.

If you really want to know what’s going on, watch what’s happening at least five cars ahead.

Don’t make a reputation you’ll have to live down or run away from later.

If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.

A friend is someone who’ll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you’re broken down.

If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind follow her.

Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.

If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can’t stop at every tavern.

There’s something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Don’t lead the pack if you don’t know where you’re going.

Sleep with one arm through the spokes and keep your pants on.

Practice wrenching on your own bike.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don’t. Some can’t.

Beware the rider who says the bike never breaks down.

2 bikes is useful because at least one can be raided for parts at any given time.

Don’t argue with an 18-wheeler.

Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.

Maintenance is as much art as it is science.

A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.

If you can’t get it going with bungee cords and electrician’s tape, it’s serious.

If you ride like there’s no tomorrow, there won’t be.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Gray-haired riders don’t get that way from pure luck.

There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.

Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won’t save your butt from “road rash” if you go down.

The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.

Always replace the cheapest parts first.

You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.

No matter what marquee you ride, it’s all the same wind.

Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
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Four wheels good, two wheels better?

:-)

Who Farted?

It seems weird starting an almost worthwhile thread...hmmm

"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere"

That is Frikin Hilarious!!!

Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.

Abraham Lincoln..

Hilarious but true :(



I like this post :) here's some of my other favorites not already posted (hopefully)

Never ask an engineer to explain something to you...They will!

What I learned today: Go fast enough to kill the bee & not just piss it off
-anonymous rider

The longest distance between two points is on two wheels.

Harley Davidson : The easiest way to convert gasoline into noise without the side effect of creating horsepower!

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
-George Burns

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
-Mitch Hedberg

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston Churchill

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
-Oscar Wilde

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon

If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside.
-Robert Cringely

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
-Mark Twain

We would worry less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do.
-Ethel Barrett

My definition of an expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared.
-PJ Plauger

Time flies, then you die...

Now there's some wisdom!

"If Ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget ye were our countrymen."

Samuel Adams

Ride as far as you can see, and then you can see farther.

(no attribution)

" the police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder."

Mayor Richard Daley

"The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it's goodbye to the Bill of Rights."

H.L. Mencken

"Those who fear death enjoy life the least."

Edward Abbey

spending time with children is like hanging out with miniature drunks....johnny depp


we walk as many risks as we run...thoreau

When skating on thin ice, skate FAST!

"I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice, and I would remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue."

Barry Goldwater

"A nation that cannot control its borders is not a nation."

Ronald Wilson Reagan

"I'll gladly pay you Thursday for a hamburger today!" ~Wimpy

"Let me tell you how it will be, there's one for you nineteen for me 'cause i'm the Taxman, yeah I'm the Taxman. Should five percent appear too small be thankful I don't take it all 'cause I'm the Taxman, yeah, yeah I'm the Taxman.

If you drive a car i'll tax the street.

If you try to sit I'll tax your seat.

If you get too cold I'll tax the heat.

If you take a walk I'll tax your feet.

Taxman.

'Cause i'm the Taxman, yeah I'm the Taxman.

Don't ask me what I want it for

if you don't want to pay some more.

'Cause I'm the Taxman. Yeah I'm the Taxman.

Now my advice for those who die

Declare the pennies on your eyes,

'cause I'm the Taxman, yeah i'm the Taxman.

And you're working for no-one but me."

George Harrison/John Lennon

Revolver, 1966

"If you aint first your last"

-Ricky Bobby

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Reagan

Some good stuff here, guys. And some great humor as well. As we move through the campaign year ahead it can only get better. :phatyo:

agreed.

I'll add:

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”

-Ghandhi

"I ain't no ways tired!"
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