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Old 07-06-2014, 04:21 AM   #1
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Craigslist jackass of the week

Last week I brought you the 6 foot extended RC51, this week...

IT'S BACK!!!!! Up for sale again! Guess no one wanted the "special one of a kind racing edition" 200 mph 919 the first time around....

2004 honda hornet 919 cb900f one of a kind race edition


Emailed him and told him I'd PAY him the $300 for the PCIII so I could watch him outrun my Hayabusa.

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Old 07-06-2014, 06:07 AM   #2
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I wonder if the guy really thinks that anyone believes that s***.
He left out the color shifting mod. Maybe it also turns into a Camero.

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Old 07-06-2014, 06:13 AM   #3
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Honda Superhawk VTR 1000cc 1998

This is the best I can come up w/ superhawk related (@ least locally).

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Old 07-06-2014, 06:44 AM   #4
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Obviously, you guys are not familiar with the Honda factory in Italy that builds one-off racing customs or the dyno tuning to 10.200RPM method.

You owe this man an apology.

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Old 07-06-2014, 06:48 AM   #5
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And you, Wolverine, offering your bike for sale in the captain's thread. I would think a moderator would know better.

And when did you paint your bike red?
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Old 07-06-2014, 07:02 AM   #6
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Though I do have to admit, Wolverine, you're a damn fine looking example of manhood posed awkwardly on that motorcycle in bad lighting with a frumpy person strolling casually in the background. I see you have your passenger pegs down. About to go trolling for some ladies, no doubt. That they will bite at your manly lures is assured.

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Old 07-06-2014, 08:55 AM   #7
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Though I do have to admit, Wolverine, you're a damn fine looking example of manhood posed awkwardly on that motorcycle in bad lighting with a frumpy person strolling casually in the background. I see you have your passenger pegs down. About to go trolling for some ladies, no doubt. That they will bite at your manly lures is a assured.
Where is the like button? Hahaha
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Old 07-06-2014, 09:05 AM   #8
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LMAO!!!!
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Old 07-06-2014, 09:25 AM   #9
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That's an awesome picture LOL
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Old 07-06-2014, 09:27 AM   #10
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I'll admit I AM an a-hole with nothing better to do, so I responded to his ad and "questioned" it slightly...

Here are the responses I got...not sure if some of this is English or what so I apologize in advance...

"Come here or go stick your head in an oven and set it to 500and take a knap. Because u have no ****** clue on my bike or what I ******* spent or had my mechanic dyno. It dyno ran two years ago tuned with chip and programmed software increases revolutions from stock 9500rpm to 10200 and stock top end 142mph@ 6780rpm top speed limiter ,,we programmed and removed top speed limiter. Dyno two years stock was 112.77bhp 131.6fpt.@ 8730Rpm in third gear. And after sprockets fuel air curve increased with increased revolution it ran 131.41 boy 156.7 got@ 8730 in third gear. And I had this bike clocked at 170 suck my ****** bikes dust u know nothing keep it opinion s tour self u evil man of nothing leave me alone"

"I gets 180mph max tuned thus getting 200mph it need c3 plus I would add a stand alone and a 16g turbo but keep posting my bike I appreciate the help and as for my bike I dint sell because I'm in no hurry I broke my neck two years ago going 150mph ******* I lived my bike I put another 1500 to no let it go for cheap so thanks keep posting my adds I could care less with idiots like u that has no life I paid in over 4000 in this bike it go's fast Google 2004 cb900f on wiki then Google custom with mods are proof and leave me alone may god.have mercy on fools like u."
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Old 07-06-2014, 10:30 AM   #11
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(Wow, did his replies give me a headache)

He calls you names, and then goes on to answer your questions? Hahahaha!

Remember everyone, "keep it opinion s tour self".
EDIT: Reminds me of "All your base are belong to us"
Engrish at its best.

You should send him a link to this. Well, maybe not. It's very hard to understand the child.

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Old 07-06-2014, 10:43 AM   #12
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Seems legit
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Old 07-06-2014, 11:30 AM   #13
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No captain you are not an a hole. You are, as the gentleman so eloquently stated "evil man of nothing".
You might want to consider changing your screen name to that.
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:00 PM   #14
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Best way to sell anything anywhere: "I paid $x for it, so you must value it based on my poor judgment"

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go try to get $7000 out of the iPod I paid $20,000 for. Something came up and I need to purchase a ride on the back of Wolverine's steed.
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:20 PM   #15
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No captain you are not an a hole. You are, as the gentleman so eloquently stated "evil man of nothing".
You might want to consider changing your screen name to that.
DONE. Without the mods permission I've officially promoted myself from "senior member" to "evil man of nothing."
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:20 PM   #16
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7 likes the cut of Wolverine's jib, er...I mean suit.
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:47 PM   #17
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I broke my neck two years ago going 150mph ******* I lived my bike I put another 1500 to no let it go for cheap so thanks keep posting my adds I could care less with idiots like u that has no life I paid in over 4000 in this bike it go's fast

There is no hope for mankind. May the next giant asteroid or comet strike the earth....

But "Evil Man of Nothing" is a great SN or band name.
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Old 07-06-2014, 01:56 PM   #18
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Tell him you wanna race w/ your VTR -

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Old 07-06-2014, 02:13 PM   #19
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Anyone here on Fireblades.org? If so you really need to post this. I want this poor soul to have all the help he can get selling this amazing one of a kind machine.
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Old 07-06-2014, 02:41 PM   #20
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Start a poll for funniest LMAO thread of the summer. I'd like to see if any could top this one. Thank you Captain Evil.
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Old 07-06-2014, 04:24 PM   #21
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Thank you Captain Evil.
You're welcome! Even updated my avatar while I think about what I've done
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Old 07-06-2014, 04:45 PM   #22
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You made me think about Superman III. You truly are an evil man of nothing.
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I think I may now be stupider thanks to this thread lol
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Old 07-06-2014, 07:43 PM   #24
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I think I may now be stupider thanks to this thread lol

Pfff no way, this thread is GOLD
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Old 07-06-2014, 09:33 PM   #25
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Old 08-15-2014, 10:33 AM   #26
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Wonder how it runs now that the fuel pump sock filter's been cleaned...

1998 vtr 1000 superhawk price lowered*
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Old 08-15-2014, 12:14 PM   #27
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K&N, 2-1 & open pipe exiting out the header! Bet that runs well...
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Thumbs up

LMAO This thread is class. Fan...bloody tastic

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Old 09-10-2014, 07:06 PM   #29
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I'm a full time student at FAU and the gas mileage kills me" (not the 75k car with 25k in mods or the 25k DUI). LMFAO get the f$#k outta here....my *** bleeds for you poor baby.


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Old 09-10-2014, 07:57 PM   #30
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Dammit. If I hadn't just committed to buy ssscottyyy's Sargent, I'd snap this up. This thing sells itself. The promise of ***** alone is worth the price of admission..
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